Betsy Lou Johnson, dear me, you said hi!
I am so glad you waved, and tried to pass by
I need to stop you, I have lived to tell
that Simply My Swank is goin to hell!
Tell you, I will, with a breathy low voice…
No matter what, you haven’t a choice!
I can’t believe what I read on that internet blog
She says with a stagger and hand on her hip
her teeth are all brown from “my husband’s” mint dip
She claims she’s Christian and talks about God.
but man as I live, and I can’t wait to say
her tongue needs a lashin’, it does, I do pray
A girl, speaking of sex and now, crap, I am too
see what that Swanky girl is making me do?
That heathen, that girl, she just makes me sick
Can you believe that’s the topic she’d pick?
Why does she think, she’s allowed to say
things that girls shouldn’t talk about today?
She’s so full of herself, sayin’ those things
Don’t she know all the trouble she brings
NOW girls will think that they can just ask
About private things that would normally pass
and slink in the corner and just be forgot!
oh, Betsy Lou Johnson, all the trouble she’s brought!
I can’t believe what this worlds come to be.
Good Christian girls are far less like me!
Sex was something that was kept so hush, hush.
If you say that word, old women do blush!
This is what that old lady read
This is what made her cute purple head
spin about and made her say
the things she said to her that day.
Yup, that is how some people feel
but I’ll tell you what, here’s what’s real.
If you are married and love your man
Then sex is powerful, and it’s something that can
keep you together when things get real hard
and life has dealt a you with a terrible card.
Sex is important and God’s perfect tool
to let your guy know that he is no fool!
He chose the best girl he ever could choose
cause you are the best at making him wooze.
And sex is a reminder that he is the one
that is the best at getting IT done
cause that feeling he gives, nothing can compare
He is your champion, so don’t just stare
give him a nudge and take him to bed
and have lots of fun, ’till your faces turn red!
No matter what at the end of the day
Sex is awesome, a special, blessed way
to keep you both strong and at you’re best
nothing much compares when put to the test
I think you all know that I am so right
don’t wait till tomorrow, have sex tonight!
God starts off the Bible, pretty much right after he created Adam and Eve and taught about sex between husband and wife. It’s pretty obvious how important it is. Genesis 2:24 reads, That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.
Duh, it’s a no-brainer. God told you to, so do it. It’s literally a command.
You got it!
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Yep Katie!!!
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An intriguing concept!
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