what?
you asked me something?

what?
what did you say to me?

what?
why, are you saying?

“this is the last time?”

what did you say mom?

you look like you might be
losing your mind

why are you talking about
your last nerve

and your left eye
is starting to swerve
why is that vein
sticking out on your neck?

why are you so irritated?
you say my room’s a wreck?

why are you saying
that you’ve asked me 10 times?
when I’m now just hearing you
for the first time?

no, I haven’t made my bed
just yet
you see this book right here
tripped me up
and then i was there
with archie and jughead
hanging out at pop tate’s shop
and when we finished
eating 20 burgers
and hanging out

i looked around
and Aslan was on my bed
and i cuddled with him
and buried my head
into his mane
he whispered my name
i almost fell
asleep

but then i heard a hobbit yell
while legolas jumped through the window
with his bow
pulled back,
looking so stressed
we had to fight some orcs
together
thats why my room is messed

i love you mother,
this place was tidied up
seconds ago
but you just walked in
while he was holding
his bow

i don’t know
where he went
he was just right here
before you walked in,
mother dear….

i’ll get it cleaned up
now that you asked
but “honestly mom
i don’t think this task
should get you so riled up
i think you should have some tea
let’s go get your cup

maybe instead of
asking me
to clean up this place

cause you have no idea
who comes to play
when you walk down the hall
and go away

yeah, you have no idea,
who comes to play
when you walk down the hall
and go away

what?
you asked me something?
what?
did you say to me
what?
why are you saying
this is the last time?
what did you say mom
you look like you might be
losing your mind
why are you talking about
your last nerve
and your left eye
is starting to swerve
why is that vein
sticking out on your neck?
why are you so irritated?
you say my room’s a wreck?