Simply My Swank All Natural Body Care – Let’s Dig Deeper!

Let’s talk more about the versatility of Simply My Swank Natural Body Care. This product line is designed with Grape seed Oil and Avocado Oil which are both very low in Saturated fat! Score!

However a bragging point with this awesome product is Multi-Functional.  Many of the products do more than one thing!  It’s a Simply My Swank way of life.  If process is made more efficient, then life is all the more Swanky!

Now I am 100% real, I know you are going to have a ton of stuff cause we all get bored, we want to try the new – latest n’ greatest – there is something fun and appealing about having a fun pretty bottle in your shopping bag isn’t there?  But when it comes to the practicality of your “getting ready routine?” yup, I’d rather not be searching and sifting through all my stuff to find that thing that does that one thing that the other thing doesn’t do.

I’d rather grab something that actually works too. If it’s broke, fix it.  That’s what I did with Simply My Swank All Natural Body Care.

Simply My Swank All Natural Body Care is a system that allows you to deodorize, polish, cleanse, moisturize, stimulate,  nurture, heal and exfoliate safely all over your body.

I designed Simply My Swank as a solution to my body stinky situation!  Yet after learning more about my body and what Simply My Swank actually solves and overcomes, I got super excited.  It has grown into so many amazing products. BONUS!

Therefore, my line of Natural Body Care is the healthiest, most effective, completely versatile and fantastic option.

Simply My Swank consists of the following.

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The great part about the Toothpaste is that it’s super deodorizing! So it’s perfect for your pits and feet too!  I announce “PU!” to all the absolute Grossness and to all the stinky and smelly parts of us, am I right?  So, if Simply My Swank Body Care is great for stinky and smelly pits then it’s perfect for all the gross calloused pu stinky feet too!

Magic~I tell you~it’s just magic!

Important Awareness Notes:

NOTE –  the toothpaste contains no Fluoride! OH NO.  Your teeth will rot and fall out!  Haha, just kidding.  Some people don’t mind fluoride, some people detest it.  It’s a naturally occurring Ion found in our bones and teeth.  Everything in life needs moderation and careful understanding.  That is the Simply My Swank philosophy and basis of our lifestyle.

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This is my Ultimate, most favorite product, next to the deodorant.  This healing spray is amazing.  IT has all of the natural essential oils found in the diaper cream I was using for my children, plus many other effective and amazing healing agents.  If it’s safe enough for their bottoms than it is safe for me.  I use it for burns, for freshly shaved skin and for primer on my armpits for my deodorant.

Caution to all you traditionalists out there!

You have to unlearn your mind and accept newness.  I am not sure you are up to this massive challenge.  You have to use a jar that doesn’t look like a deodorant tube! OH NO!  Can you do it?

The jar is a super unconventional container for deodorant.  But don’t let that deter you from the effective deodorant properties.  Just scoop out a dab of deodorant, put that on your fingertips and rub it into your pits nice n gentle.

“It will Squash your Stink in a Super Simply way.”

walahhh. Simply not Stinky.  Simply My Swank.

The wooden scooper allows a careful distribution of the product so you are not wasting any and it reduces cross bacterial contamination.  Dirty Germy fingertips and armpits can make your Body Care gross.  Using this clean and easy to use scooper, you will only scoop out what you need. That saves money doesn’t it!? Simply Enough!

The oily composition of the product (it’s not like a solid deodorant), you bet, it’s more of a cream yay! no white residue! Joy!  Simply My Swank Natural Body Care is not the same as “normal” deodorants, so the squeeze tube simply works better. Duh.

YAY! There is no aluminum in the deodorant, so it will not stain your clothes.

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I was sick n tired of makeup removers that burned my eyes and made my skin feel like dry beef jerky.  So I made a better one.  It doesn’t hurt or burn and it for sure won’t dry your skin out.  After you watch your makeup melt off and gently rinse off your beautiful skin, you will be a believer too.

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This is still a work in progress.  Patience is a virtue.  The first recipes for this product worked and were effective, yet I am still not 100% on it.  To be announced.

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This also is an awesome product for eyelashes,  but still needs some kinks worked out for the hair on your head.  It is too greasy so far, and no one wants greasy hair, the oil ratio is still off.  To be announced.



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